plz talk dirty to me
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Little spoons don't ask big questions
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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