you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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