So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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