I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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