Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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