Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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