no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
So I just went to clothing optional bar
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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