Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I licked your asshole in confidence.