youre lurking in front of me
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.