Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal