just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.