is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor