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  youre lurking in front of me

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• (305): View more from Florida

  We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line

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• (954): View more from Florida

  i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.

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