Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
just tell him i said nine months
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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