doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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