Apparently you make a good broom.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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