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she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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