I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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