just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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