New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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