READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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