i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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