So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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