I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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