I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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