There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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