what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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