i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket