Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.