yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.