shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere