I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.