You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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