so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
