Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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