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Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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