I need help removing her.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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