all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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