so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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