Your mouth is God's brothel.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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