make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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