Your tits are I can't wait for
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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