I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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