Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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