put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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