Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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