I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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