So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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