I look better un-naked...
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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