At least make sure they are 18
Why
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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