Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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