ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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