Midget sex pt 2 tonight
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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