we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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