you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It's rum buckets o'clock
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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