I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize
