i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
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Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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