Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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