i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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