I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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