I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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