Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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